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Hello. This is a very odd blog... I'm sure you'll find something of interest to you. My name's Jasper, and I'm a weird kid.
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punks not dead
Heosemys spinosa is an endangered species.
punks almost dead
(Source: sinyasiki, via lackingincreativity)
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I was holding a broken snare wire while tumbling for some reason and it stuck to the magnet up near the webcam that’s there so the computer closes
it’s really interesting for some reason
i’m getting a little freaked out
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That feeling when you make other people ship the things you ship
(via oathkeeping)
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THOSE ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) POSTS ARE SO CONFUSING BECAUSE I’LL READ IT AND THERE’S JUST A BLANK SPACE IN MY THOUGHT VOICE WHENEVER A ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) SHOWS UP
My computer has this “read out loud” ability and the other day I made it read ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) outloud.
it said “deg deg”
so now that’s what I hear when I see ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
‘deg deg’
that’s what it’s called now
a deg deg
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I’m bored, so let’s do this.
The Red Tostitos.((Black Onion Dip. Wait, what?))
// Khaki BBQ Wings. Or maybe just Khaki Wings.
… what.
We are…
THE BLACK BURRITO!!!
*VIOLENTLY HEADBANGS*
The Blue Pretzel
Uhhh….
white brownies
Um. I’m in a skirt…
Whatever. it’s green.
So. Green Eggs and Ham
(I am not shitting you)Black Coco Puffs
Black Sandwich… sounds like a cover band of Black Sabbath where all the songs are sandwich related…
The Blue Naan Bread
dude
blue nachos
No Nutter Butters
dammit
Dark blue chicken pot pie
no cough syrup
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waking up to good morning texts :)<3
(via karcrab)
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Well fuck. The nightmares and voices in my head for the past two weeks were right. Fuck.
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college should be $25
(via letsgoironsides)
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| Hair: | What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color? |
|---|---|
| Skin: | Do you tan easily? |
| Eyes: | What is your favorite show to watch? |
| Nose: | What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance? |
| Mouth: | Do you want to kiss anyone right now? |
| Tongue: | What was in your last meal? |
| Windpipe: | Do you sing? |
| Neck: | Do you wear necklaces? |
| Ears: | How many piercings do you have (if any)? |
| Cheeks: | Do you blush easily? |
| Wrists: | Have you ever broken a bone? |
| Hands: | Are you an artist/writer? |
| Fingers: | Do you play an instrument? |
| Heart: | Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know? |
| Lungs: | Do you smoke cigarettes? |
| Chest: | Are your maternal/parental instincts strong? |
| Stomach: | Do you feel confident in your body image? |
| Back: | Are you a virgin? |
| Hips: | Do you like to dance? |
| Thighs: | Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly? |
| Knees: | Have you ever cheated on someone? |
| Ankles: | Have you ever been arrested? |
| Feet: | Favorite pair of shoes? |
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